I'm not a normal person

So my husband and I went out for dinner last night. And when we
walked into the lobby of the restaurant, I saw a woman sitting on a
bench with the most AMAZING DIAPER BAG that I have ever seen. It was
a beautiful Asian-influenced red brocade. I could not help myself. I
trotted over for a closer look.

"Thats the most beautiful diaper bag that I have ever seen", I said to
the woman.

"Isn't it great?" she agreed. "And look, it converts into a backpack, too!"

"Awesome." I said. We admired the bag for a few moments. "Well,
thanks so much for letting me see it."

"Sure!" she said.

And I happily rejoined my husband. As we were walking to our table,
he remarked, "You know, a normal person might have noticed that she
had a baby before gushing and drooling over her bag."

She had a baby? Oh, that explains so much.

:-)